Pride - Who needs to re-write that story, it's perfect, let me surf the net instead.
Envy - Her cat basket is nicer than the Cat's one!
Gluttony - I ate another 2 lb banana cake - and baked another.
Lust - ???
Anger - Grrrrr not enought lust.
Greed - Grrrrr not enough lust.
Sloth - Sleep, eat, sleep, blog.
I used to be snow white, until I drifted.... (asleep).