Sometimes you lose your footing and go flying head first towards the pavement at such speed there is nowt you can do about it.
Except stagger up and pretend you’re super cool about what just happened and no of course your knee is not grazed and stinging like crazy and your pride hasn’t fled across the road yelling “You’re on your own mate, I’m off!”
I am treating myself to some Lindt Dark Chocolate Excellence range with a hint of salt to soothe my damaged ego.
Charlie says: I feel your pain. Honest I do.
Have a winsome Wednesday everyone!