I admit that in the last month, I dabbled in the weekly lottery draw online. For a £1 a week I get to pick six numbers that never make it.
So imagine my excitement when I got this email from the National Lottery website with the subject heading “News about your ticket”.
Bloggie friends!!!! My numbers came up!
Oh ok, I got one number in the Dream number lotto and won £2.00!!! Yay!!
So what has this itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini of a win taught me?
To not scream "I won, I won" before going round telling your workmates and your boss what you really think of them and to not buy that island off the coast of Bora Bora before opening the said email.
Charlie says: No escape hatch to next door for me here. I wonder if the silly human notices how I've left the bin bucket out of its holder?
Have a temporal Tuesday everyone!