Monday, 26 December 2011

The Morning After the Day Before 2011

Bloggie friends!

The Final Bad Poem of 2011 by Old Kitty
Ahem.

My head is the size of Jupiter
My belly the size of a monster
I ate cake with indulgence
Drank mulled wine without abeyance
So now I suffer with flatulence! Heheh!

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Hope your celebrations were as fun as Charlie’s!

Here he is enjoying his pressies! Oh yes, feel the excitement! LOL!


SEE Y’ALL IN THE NEW YEAR!!! (Well maybe the morning after!).

86 comments:

Fuzzy Tales said...

Hahahaha! Love it, made the human laugh out loud. :-D

There must be a zillion cures for overindulgence--but we think a headache tablet or three and lots of water, plus sleep, might be the best way to go.

Anne Gallagher said...

Love the poem. Is that a SNAKE?
Wow, Santa must like Charlie a lot.

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hey Charlie....looks like you be havin' fun. And, yes, da mornin' after isn't much fun. Da week after isn't much fun when ya can't move! Sheeeesh!

Tucker The Crestie said...

Glad you had a festive holiday!

Brian said...

I hope y'all had yourselves a Merry little Christmas! I loved the poems...toot...toot...what a hoot!

LTM said...

Ahh! Pressies! Charlie's so cute. And whenever I hear "mulled wine," I think "heavy on th cinnamon, light on the cloves"--lol! Hope your holidays continue to be festive! ((hugs))

Adam said...

Happy new year

Alex J. Cavanaugh said...

You are too funny, Kitty!
At least Charlie looks interested in the second photo.

mshatch said...

I hear you old kitty, although I did not over-indulge in the food department I did have a few too many glasses of wine and my head is a wee bit tender this morning. I should be drinking water or juice but here I am drinking coffee with Kahlua :)

Au and Target said...

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Clarissa Draper said...

You're poem is lovely and so fitting! I think I did the same thing last night. Have great holidays.

Hilary said...

You always make me laugh!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

Do you know what I'm eating today? Fruit. Thank COD the holidays are almost done!

Maggie May said...

Hope you had a very Merry Christmas!!!
XOXO
Maggie May and The Creek Cats

Claudia Del Balso said...

LOL! Love your poem because is so appropriate for the season. Glad to see Charlie's enjoying his presents. ;)
Wishing you and Charlie all the best for 2012 and a lot of inspiration in your writing!

L.G.Smith said...

Yes, I do feel like I have a bit of a Christmas hangover. Hope you had a good one. :)

Pasha said...

Is that a nip toy? *drool*

Susan Gourley/Kelley said...

Our day was very happy. Glad yours was too.

Deborah said...

Hey Charlie, It sure looks like you had a nice Christmas!!! Nice poem!
Here is my poem

"Christmas Day has come and gone;
Gifts are open; people are coping;
Happy New Year Charlie, to bad your names not Ron!" hehehehehehehe (get it, gone, Ron!)

Happy New Year Charlie and to your Mom and thanks for visiting today.
xxoo
Deborah

m.q said...

happy holiday dear friend!!!
hope you enjoy every minutes of it
ho ho ho...

BoBo Salem
Meow Meow Family

klahanie said...

Aha, at least you didn't mention your head being the size of the planet that lies between Saturn and Neptune..:) Um....speaking of flatulence...
I see 'Y'All' are talking in American for all your adoring fans on the other side of the pond! :)
Have a good one eh,
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star, co-starring her human, Gary x

TK and Squashies said...

We loves your poem. Speshully the part where you farts!
We wishes bof of you all the bestest!
Love, TK

Cat Chat With Caren And Cody said...

haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! I ALWAYS suffer from flatulence!!!!

I could power myself over to the UK and back!!!

HAPPY, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU AND CHARLIE!!! sending you much love and many kisses!

Medeia Sharif said...

Hey, is that poem about me?

I'm glad Charlie likes his presents.

LynNerdKelley said...

Your poems are fun! You always put a smile on my face! Take care!

DWei said...

Oh wow, he sure looks excited. :P

Hannah and Lucy said...

We loved the poem - it made mum smile! Charlie we're sure you'll have great fun with that snake. BTW Charlie as two curious or (if we're honest) nosy furrends what is in your little house?
We are sending lots of purrs and wet nose kisses to Jenn and wish you both a Happy New Year.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

Hilary Melton-Butcher said...

Hi Old Kitty .. glad Charlie had a great time - and that you had some spare .. for him to enjoy!

Happy rest of the festive week .. and very happy 2012 .. cheers Hilary

Marg said...

Oh Charley, did you eat way too much. We think you need to go sleep off that big meal. Glad you had such a good Christmas. Happy New year to both of you. Take care.

Julia Hones said...

I loved your comment about senior people and I will be following your blog. Happy New Year!

Stephen Tremp said...

A fart joke from a female ... I love it!

Fitra2009 said...

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Patsy said...

Have a very happy new year, Kitty and Charlie!

Hart Johnson said...

*snarf* That didn't even rhyme, silly. That one pic of Charlie looks like he thinks that thing might be a snake. Cali is wrestling out tree skirt at the moment... teach ME to put clothes on trees.

Margo Berendsen said...

Your poems always make me smile, so they can't be THAT bad. Merry Christmas Charlie!

ABBY said...

Now Charlie that was a nice poem until we got to the f**t part...hehehehehe....we are glad you enjoyed your Christmas. Now onto another New Year.
woo hoo
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

Brigid said...

I feel your post Christmas pain, Old Kitty, same here, too much food and wine:)
Happy 2012!

The Golden Eagle said...

Ah, that poem rings a bell . . . aside from the wine, it fits the time after our Christmas dinner. :P LOL.

Happy New Year!

Life 101 said...

Our Christmas was a hoot. We're still trying to decide on what we'll do on New Years Eve but I expect we'll have fun.

Sharon K. Mayhew said...

LOL...cute poem!

Hope you and Charlie have a happy new year. :D

Au and Target said...

Haha, fun poem! Happy New Year and meow from all of us. Au, Target and Guido.

Dave King said...

Welcome to the club!
Best wishes for the New Year.

Cynthia Chapman Willis said...

The perfect after Christmas poem.
And Charlie must have been a very good kitty to get such lovely gifts from Santa. Lucky kitty.

Soggibottom said...

Morning after is good enough :-) :-) Enjoy the holidays :-) XXX
Hi ya Charlie... did yer catch it ?

KarenMcG said...

Oooo, Charlie, looks like you got some really cool presents.

And Old Kitty...you take the cake. All your talent ought to get you something.

We hope you and Charlie have a Happy New Year.

KarenMcG said...

Oooo, Charlie, looks like you got some really cool presents.

And Old Kitty...you take the cake. All your talent ought to get you something.

We hope you and Charlie have a Happy New Year.

Cheri said...

Hope you had as much fun Charlie as your mom did!

meowmeowmans said...

We loved your poem, and hope you had a great Christmas! :)

Happy New Year, friends!

Esme said...

Charlie, that is the cutest house-what is with the snake? Hope you had a great boxing day. Did Mama get a magenta coat like cat-it made the front page of the paper in Ottawa, Canada.

fairyhedgehog said...

He's a very lucky cat!

Arlee Bird said...

Sounds like you celebrated in the spirit of the season.

Happy New Year!


Lee
Wrote By Rote

Betsy said...

Oh yeah,..I felt the same way! lol...

William Kendall said...

If a cat sleeps 23 hours a day, how long does he sleep off a big meal?

Mr Puddy said...

MOL for the poem....tee...heh...heh...that's what my parents is doing in oversea right now : )

Charlie, I think your present look so fun ! Enjoy and Happy New Year to you and your mommy
Xoxox

Jail boy

Theresa Milstein said...

I'm still unraveling your title!

I was wondering what Charlie would choose to pounce on.

Happy New Year. May 2012 bring you much happiness and many wishes. xo

JDC said...

Oh i love mulled wine, didnt make any this christmas though sadly.

Pk Hrezo said...

LOL... poetry, sheer poetry!
I've been eating WAY too much too. oi. Happy 2012!!! See you on the flip side!!

Life 101 said...

Deja vu. It feels like I've already read this.......no, wait, I have.
You better get busy missy :)

Jamie Burch said...

You are too funny! Awww....Santa did a great job of spoiling Charlie.

Hope you had a wonderful Christmas. Happy New Year!!!

Ann said...

Well that made me laugh!! Hope yourself and Charlie had a wonderful Christmas. Enjoy heralding in 2012. May all your dreams come true in the coming New Year!

Christine and FAZ said...

Have a really happy new year from us - FAZ and Birks

laughingwolf said...

immener
all the best, kit :)

rumpydog said...

Awesome poem! Happy New Year!

rumpydog said...

Happy New Year.... and that poem is classic!

the writing pad said...

Another great poem Old Kitty - and a scream of a post :-)
You are a true tonic (with a bit of gin in it!) - much-deserving of The eagles commentor award (yay!)
Enjoy those fererro roches (sorry - don't know how to spell it - always too busy ripping the lid off!)
Well done on your 2011 successes and Happy New Year to you and Charlie. Here's to 2012!

Jacqueline said...

Fun poem, Jenn!!...Wishing you both a very Happy New Year filled with great health, much love and tremendous joy...love and hugs, precious friends...J, Calle, Halle, Sukki

Liza said...

Happy New Year. All to soon we will be back to healthy eating habits!

Christina Farley said...

Oh my goodness. those pics are just too cute. I have two little naughty kitties in my house.

Tracy said...

that has got to be the best poem I've heard in a long long time...thank you for the laugh! I certainly hope Charile has a wonderful new year!
blessings to you...

Soggibottom said...

AND............

A very happy NEW YEAR :-) X X X X X

Roy said...

We've had a good one this year, some sorrows along with the happies, but life is that way.

Now lets all be safe, stay warm and dry, take care of the outside critters, and above all, BE HAPPY.

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERBODY!

With friends on the blogs like you we gots it made in the shade. Yeah!

Love the pix, all the pressies, and hope to see you again over at our place. We WILL be back

Just sayin .....

~R~

BragonDorn said...

What a cute kitty!!
And that is a awesome poem!

Thomasina said...

Happy New Year! As my Kitty Noir likes to remind me you and Charlie "live in the future'--so it's been 2012 a little bit longer there than here. :) As I type this-without Noir's help, it's a little after 2AM--and I got home a little while ago I wanted to wish you both a Happy New Year and to thank You and Charlie for ALL your support! :)

Tommy (& Noir)

Al said...

Happy New year!

Hilary said...

Alex and I just want to wish you a very happy & healthy new year. May it be filled with only good things. You deserve it!

Hannah and Lucy said...

Happy New Year wishes to you Jenn and Charlie too. We hope 2012 will be the year you succeed with your stories. Take care.
Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

KarenMcG said...

Happy New Year, Charlie and Old Kitty.

May 2012 be your best year ever.

Tracy Jo said...

Happy New Year, OK! Love the poem...gave me the giggles. :-) Charlie looks delighted. Peace and hugs!

Pat @ Mille Fiori Favoriti said...

Happy New Year Jenn and Charlie! Now we turn the page and start anew. Wishing you good health, happiness and prosperity in 2012!

Ann Dziemianowicz said...

The cake and the wine... so worth it! Haha! Very funny! Wishing you a joyous new year! And plenty of nom-noms, Charlie! xo

speakers4u said...

I got my cat a few pressies as well. She loved them all! :)

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Life 101 said...

Come back Kitty, come back. I miss you.
Have a great new year.
Rick

KarenG said...

Happy New Year to you and Charlie!

Dave King said...

You and I both!
Hope yours was worth it - mine was!
A great and glorious new year to you and yours.

Madeleine Maddocks said...

Great poem!
Charlie looks like he's sniggering in the first picture. What a lucky chap getting all those lovely pressies.

lupie said...

Oh gosh ... need fresh air!!!! :)